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A long hard shaft is always better! (1 products)
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Angry pussy! (1 products)
Attitude is everything! (4 products)
Bagged another one. (2 products)
Be a skater not a hater. (4 products)
Better than being a hooker! (4 products)
Catch it. Clean it. Eat it. (4 products)
Coolness is everything. (4 products)
Did you find the sponge? (4 products)
DNR!!!!! (4 products)
Don't bug me! (1 products)
Don’t fuck with me! (2 products)
Eatin good tonight! (2 products)
Fire one up! (5 products)
Free prostate examinations. (4 products)
Gangsta! (4 products)
Getting closer to the end so starting to be nice! (3 products)
God. Country. Guns. (2 products)
Guns don’t kill people, idiots with guns kill people. (4 products)
Healthcare is a basic human right. (4 products)
I chose priesthood over scout leader! (1 products)
I eat dogs for lunch! (1 products)
I love cats! BBQ'd! (4 products)
I make more money than you! (6 products)
I may be old but you're stupid! (4 products)
It’s a job. (1 products)
I’m not hard of hearing, just tired of listening. (4 products)
Just cleaned my balls this morning! (1 products)
Look but don’t touch. (6 products)
Non-believer. (1 products)
Not a redneck or a religious freak! (4 products)
Old but still getting laid. (3 products)
Old but still hot! (3 products)
Old people don’t get it. (4 products)
One cool pussy! (1 products)
Operating on nurses daily. (4 products)
Outlived my husband! (3 products)
Politically speaking, my party involves actual partying. (4 products)
Prioities: Golf. Sex. Drinking. (1 products)
Professional roller. (5 products)
Sharing is caring. (5 products)
Smells like fish, tastes like fish. (4 products)
Smokin 'hot! (6 products)
Spin one up. (4 products)
The older I get, the lousier I get at golf! (1 products)
The ones that fight make the best eatin! (4 products)
The Ten Suggestions. (1 products)
Too soon old, too late smart. (4 products)
Touch my master and your dead! (4 products)
We don’t have to cheat to win. (4 products)
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